COP LEAVES LOADED GUN
IN PARLIAMENTARY TOILET.
He sat down, he shot the lock,
He laid aside his loaded Glock,
In short order the job was done
But he forgot to upload his gun.
Perhaps its coz he felt rushed
That he emerged hot and flushed,
But did his face burn even brighter
Upon finding he was one Glock lighter?
At the highest levels on the highest floors
The’re discussing it behind closed doors,
It’s highly probable the poor policeman
Will drop in rank, if not carry the can.
To see a good career go down the drain
Causes everyone undue pain and strain,
But leaving a gun behind in a latrine-
You can’t walk away squeaky clean.