Swimming Hole.

Ryan Lochte, 32 year old swim star at Rio Olympics ‘over-exaggerated’ events at a gas station, mistaking immature behaviour by himself and three other swimming team mates as a robbery. He has his point of view. His sponsors, Ralph Laurn, Syneron Candela and Speedo dropped him like a slippery fish. Perhaps they don’t share his whimsical idea of saying he was less than truthful?

Deep In The Creek.

For years Ryan Lochte has been on a winning streak,
In Rio he’s entitled to feel he’s swimming at his peak,
But suddenly the Golden boys rich future’s looking bleak
Since his fishy tale of robbery in Rio has begun to reek.

Truth to tell his excuses sound wet and weak,
His halting apology IS a sad apology- so to speak,
Its no over-exaggeration calling it bare assed cheek
And its no lie, seeing Lochte lost his Speedos this week.


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