E! How will we possibly get past this latest episode of heart-rending real life…Kim’s enthralling life goes on and on, yet again.
Someone’s robbed Kim Kardashian
Then left her locked up in the can.
First came the brazen despicable theft,
Then they left her bound before they left.
Ten million bucks dropped in one stone
Then the door closes and she’s all alone.
Even for the vain, vacuous and filthy rich
Reality can sometimes be a bitch.
But it’s not the loss of jewels and rings,
Kim now knows they’re merely things.
As a mom and wife she has time to think
About her rich life, chained to the sink.
Tears tumble down, they taste so bitter-
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