If you thought voting for Clinton ‘n’ Kaine
Was more of the same old same again,
To a conservative mind it makes a kind of sense
To vote for those good ol’ boys Trump ‘n’ Pence.
This term promises to be like none seen before;
A democratically elected bona fide dinosaur;
With the White House lawn as its stomping ground
That Grabasauras won’t have to pussy-foot around.
If you want someone to drain a swamp would you choose
Someone who’s well acquainted with the primordial ooze?
Will his dinosaur diplomacy cause first affront… then Offence?
Let’s hope we’re (and Vladimir) are still here, four years hence.