Lance Armstrong comes to our fair shores to do a tv spot about ‘The consequences.’ This ad is for a beer company! Draw you own conclusions about recreational use.
Bringing out a seven times Tour De France champion- sorry, pharmaceutically enhanced Champion- to tell us his tragic tale seems a bit on the nose. However sorry you are Lance, sorry, I’m not buying it. Anyway Lance doesn’t seem a beer drinking kinda guy, surely he’s a shots sort of dude?
Lance truly deeply sincerely regrets
Sullying the good name
Of his spotlessly clean pristine sport.
So he’s paying his debts,
He’s talking a fair game,
A humbling lesson has been taught.
No more pre-test cold sweats;
Nowadays he can truly claim
He’ll pis… pass any toxicology report.
But it’s not the condemnation that upsets,
What still causes pain and shame
Isn’t doing the crime, but getting caught.