New Jersey Shore.
Chris Christie is sick of his budgetary restraints,
The Governor’s over hearing constituents complaints,
So while his State grinds to a halt, he is taking a break,
He’s off to the beach and they can all fu- jump in the lake.
He’s lounging out on the beach, family in tow,
His foreshore isn’t accessible to the public though,
Chris loves lazing at the beach on Independence Day
AND serving the public in his own private indulgent way.
As his approval ratings fall he’s making his stand?
By sitting in his deckchair while it sinks in the sand?
This slump does not bode well for his political outcome,
He’s not too hot as a Governor, but what a great beach bum.