Fickle And Flighty.
To our quiet, little visited and far flung town
Air New Zealand are back, bringing fares down.
What could have caused this touching turnaround?
As financial clouds darken Air New Zealand’s sky
The word comes down from Almighty Tod on high-
Tod’s pitch takes on that familiar whining sound-
‘Cute little destinations we’d dropped when it suited
Will be reviewed, revisited and profitably rerouted,
It’s past time to retread long forgotten fallow ground
And high time we gave Heartland New Zealand a fair fare.’
Odd, Tod, till profits went down you wouldn’t go there.
Who knew in his corporate chest a heart could be found?