Donald Trump, President of World-Wide Real Estate, looks around for an investment. Look out Greenland!

Real Estate Buffoon.

Donald thunked ‘wouldn’t it be great
To make Greenland the fifty-first state?’
For Don this expensive venture holds great appeal-
And Trump could bank on Treasury to finance his deal.

To Donald, something about this place feels right,
Yes, it is a particularly strategically important military site,
But imagine, Dons own snow-white impenetrable garrison?
Suddenly Puerto Rico’s importance pales in comparison.

It would be his greatest deal, save for one small detail;
Those damn Danes say their territory is NOT for sale,
Don looks jealously at those rolling fields of green,
What a great private golf resort it could’ve been.

2 thoughts on “Donald Trump, President of World-Wide Real Estate, looks around for an investment. Look out Greenland!

  1. mistermuse

    If Trump is worth as much as he would have us believe, he should trade himself to Denmark for Greenland, with America keeping the change and Denmark keeping Trump.

    Well, I can dream, can’t I?

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