Real Estate Buffoon.
Donald thunked ‘wouldn’t it be great
To make Greenland the fifty-first state?’
For Don this expensive venture holds great appeal-
And Trump could bank on Treasury to finance his deal.
To Donald, something about this place feels right,
Yes, it is a particularly strategically important military site,
But imagine, Dons own snow-white impenetrable garrison?
Suddenly Puerto Rico’s importance pales in comparison.
It would be his greatest deal, save for one small detail;
Those damn Danes say their territory is NOT for sale,
Don looks jealously at those rolling fields of green,
What a great private golf resort it could’ve been.
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If Trump is worth as much as he would have us believe, he should trade himself to Denmark for Greenland, with America keeping the change and Denmark keeping Trump.
Well, I can dream, can’t I?
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Whichever way you look at it, all we get is chump change. Plus, he’s a damn poor bargain.
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