Justice Done, In The End.
White-knuckled and gripping his well-worn walker
Stands the feared and infamous Hollywood stalker,
His attorneys trust this prop he theatrically clutches
Will elicit a sorry response in all it innocently touches.
When Harvey hears his hefty sentence
Does he hang his heavy head in repentance?
His lawyers disappointment they cannot conceal,
They definitely foresee a long and comprehensive appeal.
Harvey clutches at his chest as the pains start
Can’t his accusers and victims have a little heart?
So Harvey’s off to Hospital, put on observation and a drip
In the tender mercies of a cold-hearted nurse with an icy grip.
While the Judge adjourns for a well-deserved lunch
Harvey’s legal team swiftly get their briefs in a bunch,
Of Harvey’s innocence none harbour one ounce of doubt,
Honor bound to fight tirelessly on- until his riches run out.
Lying, crying, white knuckles gripping the gurney,
Wishing he had taken the Go-straight-to-Jail journey,
Suffering the indignity of those infernal hospital robes
Cursing as his smiling heavy-handed nurse internally probes.
©Obbverse
Brilliant, my good sir!
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Thank you back, good sir. I know the ‘good’ Harvey might not be suffering in quite the way I’ve imagined, but if only poetic justice could come true?
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In The End – Part 2: Wherein Harvey meets his new bunk-mate at the State Penn…
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Welcome to Rikers, Harv, Now lemme tell you about how this cell demands you participate in a casting call… please take a seat on the bottom bunk…
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Without wanting to be indelicate, I suspect Harv won’t be sitting down for his casting call, nor for some time afterwards.
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Well, I don’t think celibacy with this particular cell mate is going to be an option. Indelicacy and Harvey be damned!
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And then we have the fabled group showers, with the drive-by looting, so to speak.
Okay, I really need to stop. Because, karma… 😉
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Yes, its all getting beyond a joke for poor Harvey. I’m sure incarceration is going to become a sore point for him. Truly a shame.
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