Number Two On The
Shi Shopping List.
Whatever happened to sisterly love?
Why all this pissy push and shove?
Why all this bog-roll bulk buying?
All I see is a wee bit of human dignity dying.
Why this unseemly need to snatch and push?
What’s so important about your precious tush?
Why denude the shelves of all the toilet rolls?
All it proves is dinkum Aussies can be real assholes.