Beneath Mount Rushmore Donald Trump looks up from his speech, stops talking and takes a moment to think…

Big Bust.

Don longingly looks up at Mount Rushmore,
At that monumentally stone-faced famous four,
Musing that it’s high time to make room for one more,
Who’s fine face would be a Great fit in this al fresco decor?

Not Obama, not Clinton, someone less blue, more red,
But it’s a ‘no’ too to two-term Reagan, too long dead,
Someone with stone-cold business smarts instead?
Well, he comes complete with rocks in his head.

 

©Obbverse

5 thoughts on “Beneath Mount Rushmore Donald Trump looks up from his speech, stops talking and takes a moment to think…

  1. Brian Lageose

    I can guarantee you that Trump can’t name all four faces on the Mount, despite having just read those names from the teleprompter during his lame-ass speech. And I’m sure he thought he was in South Hampton and not South Dakota whilst flubbing his way through said speech…

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  2. obbverse Post author

    Yeah, he would have to go pre-me President One, pre-me President Two pre-me President Three, Pre-me ME ME! Four.
    If theres a golf course in the South Hamptons that will have been in the front of his mind as the speech rolls past his glazed bored eyes. Plus, most of that speech was recited in a dull monotone- almost as if he was having to recite Shakespeare before his seventh grade class.

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