(A few thoughts from a member of Michigans moronic Militia while waiting on a lawyer.) Just A Zealous Guy. We can't have mobs roaming, owning the streets Upsetting our noble brave boys in blue- Unless they're brave knights wearing white sheets Gathered there to protect the Right and true. Unlike the good ol' ones these days are passing strange, I see the sea change, it's blowin' a gale, Seeing foreign faces not welcome in my home on the range, They leave me looking a whiter shade of pale. I don't want to hear or see all the signs of the times- But I do hate to see Democrats legally elected, I do believe in Mr Trumps brave assertion of ballot crimes And that our Confederate flag is horribly disrespected. I believe nowadays we hear too much colourful chatter, I believe some folks just best shut their mouth, I can't help but take a dim view of Black Lives Matter, This proud North Michigan boy sez 'Go back South.' So, since the law abiding Michigan voters don't know no better And our redneck misogynistic feelings she's assaulting We're gonna go get Governor Gretchen, leave a ransom letter; Surely our founding fathers wouldn't call this revolting? Strange, now I'm down in lockdown but atop the FBIs hot list Yet I'm Right and white, so it all feels grossly unfair, I'm feeling uneasy about getting stuck in a cell with a real terrorist, This could be this sad-ass Aryans worst nightmare.
As a bit of silly fun there’s four song titles tossed into this. Artists are Bing Crosby (plus many others) Procol Harum, Harry Styles, Pug Jelly. If you’re bored, go figure. (Yes, Bonny Brian, a blatant musical rip-off; I feel no guilt…)