A Bad Sad Case. Rudy Giuliani has really really tried To turn this election to the Dark Side. Rudy G's dredged up all the dirty tricks, He's tossed a heap of hogwash into the mix, He's awash with gesticulations and facial tics, He's tried High courts, base appeals, but nothing sticks, As the year wends his cracked dry lips he nervously licks, Looking at his briefs he's sweating bullets and shitting bricks. Every lousy case he brought has been DENIED, Now Rudy's as ruddy-faced as an expectant bride. His
fartfatuous claims come fast and thick, The sweat sluicing off his pate, like an oil slick, Which makes sense, since Rudy is obviously sick; His eyes behold the fevered gleam of a raving lunatic, Yet the most unpardonable Republican since Tricky Dick Needs immunity well into into next year- or another little prick.
‘So, that’s a mask, is it? Interesting.’