A peek into the mind-set of the politically ‘fair and balanced.’ All Righty then!

Straight To The Heart.

I've got my rights!!!
To my free speech,
I got my rights
You don't dare breach.

I've got my rights!!!
I don't gotta mask,
I got my rights
So don't dare ask.

I've got my rights!!!
To not be vaccined,
I got my rights-
Freedum won't be quarantined!

I've got my rights!!!
To cling to history,
I got my rights
To love Robert E. Lee.

I've got my rights!!!
They're etched in stone,
I got my rights
Leave my statues alone.

I've got my rights!!!
To wave my flag,
I've got my rights
To salute Braxton Bragg.

I've got my rights!!!
To be anti-vax,
I got my rights
To twist the facts.

I've got my rights!!!
So hold your breath,
I've got my rights,
Defend 'em to the death.

I've got my rights!!!
Let me tell you,
I got my rights
Particularly dear Amendment Two.

I've got my rights!!!
To tote a gun,
I loooooove those rights,
That preciously guarded one.

I've got my rights!!!
I'll use my firearm-
Try taking my rights
You'll buy the the farm.

I've got my rights!!!
To protect my kin
I got my rights-
Don't fence me in.

I've got my rights!!!
Cain't lock me down,
I've got my rights
I'll go right to town.

I've got my rights!!!
To get loose and loud,
I've got my rights
To hang with my crowd. 

We've got our rights!!!
Wanderin' where we please,
We got our rights
To shoot the breeze.

We got our rights!!!
To gather Brotherhoodly together,
We got our rights
To go Hell for leather.

I've got my rights!!!
Rights we fought for,
I got my rights
To spread joy, and more.

I've got my rights!!!
To warn you off,
I got my rights
I'll shoot, I'll cough.

I've got my rights!!!
History's on my side,
I demand my gun rights
For which so many died.

I've got my rights!!!
Guns keep 'Merica Great!
Wanna spike my rights?
Like JFK, too late.

I've got my rights!!!
To smile with malice,
I got my rights
To openly carry in Dallas.

I've got my rights!!!
To roam around freely,
I got my rights 
To scope out Dealey.

I've got my rights!!!
To believe in Holy Don,
I got my rights
To wholly swallow QAnon.

I've got my rights!!!
Too right- I am hypocritical-
You say you've rights?
Wrong! My rights aren't reciprocal. 

I've got my rights!!!
I believe whats fake,
I got my rights
But screw you, Snowflake.

I've got my rights!!!
But if I'm fair
Others having civil rights-
I don't care or share.

Ain’t no arguing with them who shoot their mouths off before thinking.

©Obbverse.


11 thoughts on “A peek into the mind-set of the politically ‘fair and balanced.’ All Righty then!

    1. No, not a Texan. We get to see a fair bit of the Lone Star State via TV etc. It seems like a lot of the US, a mass of contradictions though. Closest I’ve been would be… Prescott, AZ.

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  1. and don’t forget the ever-present ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ flags, Phil. poor rattlers… I would much more happily deal with a little Western Diamondback than half the yahbos and rednecks who fly that flag from their 130-decibel, 6-foot tired pickups.

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    1. What is it with the Pick-up culture? All those towering grilles, gun-metal gray paintwork, Jacked-up tyres, flagging aerials? It’s almost as if they are compensating for some small defect they may think they have? Dunno, I’m no Head Doctor, but Freud would surely be intrigued?

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  2. Spot on. If I’m going to single out one particular thing, it’s this notion among said idiots that they have somehow “fought” for their rights. No, they haven’t. These “rights”, however they might misperceive them, were fought for long ago and for completely different reasons that the demented idiotology they adhere to now.

    And this obsession with dangle-compensating trucks the size of some small countries? Especially in Texas? Apparently this state has the highest concentration of tiny appendages on the planet…

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    1. I was at our local supermarket and came back to my bland mid-size Ford and some behemoth Dodge was parked beside me. It was an imposing sight, taking up two parks and that double grille about the height of the Matterhorn. Over here it is beyond overkill and would take a small mortgage to gas up. The point is???? Maybe I should have rhymed ‘Dallas’ with ‘phallus.’ Or maybe just the diminutive ‘dallas?’

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