(A quick snide aside following the form of yesterday’s few lines.)
Two Deserving. Dom and BoJo have lost the plot, That terrible two make one sorry lot, The old iron-clad brotherly bond is shot, That once creepily friendship, now forgot, Still mutually respectful- most definitely not! Now they wouldn't share the same piss pot.
Another few lines- these two deserve a half-decent hearing. Two Sad. Dominic and BoJo both realise Their relationship has hit its demise, Farewell twisted bonds, Old School ties- Whatever Dominic accuses, Boris denies, But who could you trust to believe whose lies? This couldn't happen to two déclassé-er guys.
‘Public Schoolboys will be silly boys.’