Back story: Tory party staffers were invited to an 'after work' bring-your-own-booze garden party at Number Ten Downing Street. 'Come and enjoy a convivial drinkie-poo or two in the close company of your kind of people whilst the hoi poloi are lawfully obliged to stay locked down in their common little homes.' Pity Party/'Faux Sorry.' Boris's party invitation is clandestinely extended, To us, his 'special' friends, behind Number 10's closed door, There we can mingle, unmasked as
GodBoris intended, Because we're Upper Class, Eton, drinking, above the law.