(For Chel Owens Terrible Poetry Comp/ Nursery Rhyme parody.)
Giving Chris a Hand. Will, he had a little slap, Rock reeled back from the blow, Will wouldn't say 'Chris, shut your trap;' To no more Oscars Will he go.
‘Will Smith ironically rockin’ out the peace sign.’
Jack And Ill Will. It was ON 'Tween Amber and John, Their freakshow-biz deal Deppinitely over. After many years, Crossed words, crocodile tears Their lawyers settled, finally in the clover.
‘He said, Heard said- sounds like a Horror show.’
(After a further painful five minute watch of this farcical court room dramedy, I was less inspired than in despair. So why not spit out another one?) Poorly Playing Out. Jack Sparrow and ex-wife had a spat, 'Twas nasty, vicious, mendacious and mean, Between 'em both I swear on my oath I've ne'er seen anything so X-Ratedly obscene.