Aaron Smith, All Black seeks a little relief in a disabled toilet with a very obliging female friend… who is not his partner. He returns home to face the wrath of his partner. A couple outside the door witnessed him leaving, then her going.
If half-baked Aaron posses one tiny flaw
He and his friend uncovered it behind the loo door.
Emerging strained and sweaty, shirt untucked,
A not-too-faithful picture of unsporting conduct.
His errant behaviour he regrets for evermore-
He couldn’t have come out of this worse on any score.
What excuse to his partner can he construct?
Or what part from HIM might she just deduct?