Who gave Theresa May such bad advice?
Nick and Fiona will pay the heavy price.
Though it;s true Theresa did not QUITE lose
There’s few who want to be in their shoes.
Two close advisors plotted her course;
Two total asses on their high horse.
They advised Theresa the way to win
Wasn’t to enter debate but woodenly grin.
So the Conservatives have them to thank
For a leader with the charisma of a plank.
Their clever strategy told voters they should
Vote for a woman rendered as dumb as wood.
Somehow a pyrrhic victory has been won
And the portioning of blame has begun.
Her gruesome twosomes long term plan
Has turned out short-sightedly myopian.
Their bone-headed blundering beyond dispute
They’re walking before they get Theresa’s boot.
Seven weeks ago Theresa May had it all;
Now, along with Don, its backs to the wall.
She puts up a a brave front because she’s painfully aware
Of all the toe tapping Tories waiting to kick HER derriere.