Holiday Cruz. Well, doesn't Ted Cruz just take the cake? Taking time off in Cancun for a winter break? What a tropical hot spot Teddy has chosen Especially when his home state is frozen. Well, doesn't Ted Cruz's thinking take some beating? His one day in the sun sure feels all too fleeting, Now he's back, flush faced, looking none too thrilled About getting grilled over leaving his constituents chilled. Well, doesn't Ted Cruz's excuses take out first prize? His taking a sojourn down South wasn't too wise, 'Protect our Great borders' strikes a dry hollow note- Those Washington speeches now stick in his throat. Well, doesn't Ted Cruz's cool logic simply take it all? Once happy to build on and bolster Don's border wall, Now with the frosty reception our border jumper's getting His thoughts turn toward re-election- boy, now he's sweating.
‘Poor Ted- feeling not so Rio Grande?’