Category Archives: Lance Armstrong

Six word book summaries. I keep stumbling over these, and love the idea of them. So here’s a few, old and new, hopefully presented with a touch of humor.

Alice Through The Looking Glass.
Alice falls down, goes to Crazytown.

Moby Dick
Footloose old salt trailing whale tale.

Wuthering Heights
Cathy’s unhappy home, Heathcliffe’s moody manor.

Fifty Shades Of Grey.
Modern bodice ripper, boy maltreats girl.

Silence Of The Lambs
Hannibal tells Clarice a gristly story.

Frankenstein.
Dead End Doc, rejuvenates. Shock, Horror!

The Bible
Big Fellas BIG seller. (Popular Fiction)

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.
Lost girl nightmare. Tough to bear.

It’s Not About The Bike (Early Lance Armstrong ‘inspirational’ bio)
Drug pedaling Tour De France loser.

The Three Musketeers
Three musketeers, add D’Artagnan, go fourth.

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Wheel Spin.

Lance Armstrong comes to our fair shores to do a tv spot about ‘The consequences.’ This ad is for a beer company! Draw you own conclusions about recreational use.
Bringing out a seven times Tour De France champion- sorry, pharmaceuticaly enhanced Champion to tell us his tragic tale seems a bit on the nose. However sorry you are Lance,sorry I’m not buying it. Anyway Lance doesn’t seem a beer drinking kinda guy, surely he’s a shots sort of dude?

Wheel Spin.

Lance truly deeply sincerely regrets
Sullying the good name
Of his spotlessly clean pristine sport.

So he’s paying his debts,
He’s talking a fair game,
A humbling lesson has been taught.

No more pre-test cold sweats;
Nowadays he can truly claim
He’ll pis… pass any toxicology report.

But it’s not the condemnation that upsets,
What still causes pain and shame
Isn’t doing the crime, but getting caught.