Today's Weather Wrap Up. All over the Continental United States An ill wind brings in snow drifts and dire straits, Louisiana has plunged towards an all-time low, Even Surfside Beach is dusted with snow. Be you from down South or ways up North, Intrepid driver, don't set forth, From the East coast to the West Staying safe at home will serve us all best. Yet some brave Souls put their trust in the Lord, Venture out with sat-nav and faith on board, Jeez, don't go out and rubberneck, please? Must snow down South bring on a brain freeze? Typically,
dumbsome people can't let it slide, They just wanna go out on a fun joyride, To make snow angels out by the seashore, With God as your co-pilot, who needs a 4 X 4? Stay wrapped up at home, crank up the heat, What's the point of a quick spin down the street? Don't wrap those threadbare tyres in snow chains, Leave the Kia in the carport, use your brains.
'That staycation is lookin' good'