Pain In The Buttocks.
Shambling rambling Donald J. Trump,
The political equivalent of Forest Gump,
President of the great Republic because
The devoted voted, and stupid is as stupid does.
Comedown From Number Ten.
Cold blue blooded Dame Maggie Thatcher,
Scythed down by the great Despatcher,
How apt that that old boiler of a Baroness
Will be be warmly welcomed at her new address.