Category Archives: Mainstream Media

Donald Trump, sensitive new-age guy. One thing about his tweets they’re straight from the hole in his chest cavity.

Thrashing Around In The Dark (Ages.)

Upon awakening from a great nights sleep I was greeted
With the latest UnPresidential tripe Donald’s tweeted,
Yet another once friendly face is now on his bad side,
Lets face it, one thing you daren’t prick is his thin hide.

Don MUST let the people know what they need to know,
Unconstrained by good sense, see those flying fingers go!

Huckabee tries valiantly to explain away his latest rant
Her mouth defends the boor’s words but her eyes can’t,
She can’t blame the Fake News Media for this- his- shit-fest,
When will the Chief give his tiny fingers and tiny mind a rest?

How can he stop those early AM manipulations he so loves?
A good Doctor might suggest tight restraints and boxing gloves.

Donald, leave your troubles behind, fly off on a mysterious Middle Eastern holiday; Just hold on to your hat.

Practicing The Craft.

On his first flight our President moans and bitches,
The witch hunt is on, which he sees as most unfair,
In these first 100 days he’s had his share of glitches
So it’s GREAT Fox will take his- not fake- word to air.

Then leave ’em polished, constantly spinning up there.

The news the Left wing media rolls out and pitches
Make his dream trip on Air Force One a nightmare,
Pressure is building on his mind and in his britches,
And Nut Jobs note is proving a pain in the derriere.

Will Don come clean, or rely on flameproof underwear?

Watching a source of indigestion for US All…

Running With The Hounds.

To be reasoned balanced and fair
Fox left the mainstream media to stand apart,
They know to tell the right story takes a rare
kind of craft and commitment to the art,
So Fox broadcast out to the dull empty inert air
with a message straight to Americas heart,
God bless the good folks at Fox, and their
fine friends at Breitbart.

Before the election the Fox team
reveled in using shadowy patroitic sources,
Suddenly, with Trump in, it would seem
they’re dark despicable Democratic force-
Disloyal anti-America, anti-Great American Dream,
The kind Clinton quite criminally endorses-
Now that the leaks around Trump have turned into a stream
Fox have said ‘whoa’ and clumsily changed horses.

Mention of E-mails has a host of Fox jaws rabidly dripping,
from that righteous mouthpiece condemnation issues,
But revelations of Donalds highly gripping
story they seemed slothfully slow to use,
Lately my faith in Fox’s fantastical stories is slipping,
Their alternative facts only serve to confuse,
So my world-weary finger is finally flipping
Off Fox’s flipping news.