I hope you can dispense
With your Secretary of Defence.
Sir, could not your thick wall be a fence?
A wall built on a base foundation, at great expense
Sir, I must say, with all due deference
Your flipping policies make no fu- flipping sense,
So after forty years of service serving six presidents
Preserving my reputation- and sanity- takes preference.
Oh Don, it’s another great deal you have done,
You’ve got those untrustworthy Iranians on the run,
Your vow to tear up the treaty was no empty threat,
Lets hope your actions aren’t something we’ll all regret.
Don wants to ensure America is Number One,
The countdown to Dons dream has now begun,
And Don, its a lesson the Iranians will not forget;
Consider your aim of America First as- Target Met.
To those citizens concerned ’bout what the New Year brings
Fear not, Donald’s already in the swing of things,
For the past fortnight he’s used every last precious resource
To put matter of HUGE import,he, himself- back on course.
Whenever Don’s on his game and hitting the tin cup,
For Don’s entourage the world is looking up;
If only Donald didn’t wake and text before dawn,
They’d have him out all day long slicing up the White House lawn.
But when things don’t play well in the old boys club-
He don’t get the roll of the green, ah, there’s the rub,
They’ll hear low class epithets sworn, see high class clubs thrown;
Then it’s the security team’s task to keep Don away from the red telephone.