(On losing 0-3 at Selhurst Park to Burnley- bleeding Burnley!) Same Old Selhurst Story. Losing to lowly Burnley is hard enough to comprehend But coughing up three lousy goals at home tends to send A message to fans and foes alike; if it's goals you're seeking Come to Selhurst Park, where the home side's goal keeps leaking. Down, down the table the wounded eagles painfully descend, Our front boys can't hope to score, our defenders won't defend, Nowadays Roy's tried and true old school team tactics are creaking, With the teams average age well over thirty, they're well past tweaking. We're sinking towards the relegation end, Waiting to be washed down, 'round the bend, Roy stubbornly still says his old boys are just peaking But what a load of old cobblers Hodgson keeps speaking! Not you, not I dare say old Roy is not well intentioned But half Roy's hobbled side also deserve to be pensioned, I'm told I'm sounding ageist with my sage but savage critiquing- The naked truth is this team of stumblebums is well past streaking.
‘All grey foxes and bald Eagles.’