Privately Barnaby and Vikki do make a pretty pair;
Publicly Barnaby brazenly faces the public glare,
His amorous amoral view he is happy to share-
As a politician he wonders why his public should care
About his peccadilloes when they’re his private affair?
Isn’t modern intercontinental flying simply sublime?
We’ve spent sixteen long hours screaming through the air
With a baby bellowing his lungs out half the time…
Sleeping soundly every second hour though, to be fair.