(You wanna gun in Texas ? Write a cheque and it’s yours, no questions asked. You wanna vote? Whoa there- now Governor Abbott wants to cross-check you.)
Texas Hold 'em. 'We don't take kindly to restrictions here, Son, Soon here in Texas ya'll can carry round a gun, And then, Son, ya'll won't need no licence or permit, Son, we cain't wait for Governor Abbott to confirm it.' 'Soon, Son, strapped to your hip- A Colt for your personal protection Within it, a lawfully fully loaded clip Thanks to Governor Abbotts election.' 'Son, the Second 'Mendment is our God given Right, Us
rebelsRepublicans chafe against restrictive oversight, Soon, Son ya'll be free to pack a pistol without a Doctors note- Shoot, Son, in Texas it's easier gettin' a gun than gettin' to vote!' 'Son, once Abbot's doozy legislation's passed Then he's on to checkin' out Voters Rights Time, Then, Boy- if ya'll aim to cast your Democrat vote fast Ya'll be stuck in lines longer than at Disney, Anaheim.'